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When anyone asks me to do work on Friday.

I’m like:

When I go to any work event.

When I walk in on some juicy gossip.

When one of our friends tells us that we’re partying too much.

When my boss walks by my desk and asks what I’m working on.

When I’m talking to a name-dropper.

When my best friend asks why I wasn’t nice to her new friend.

When I’m on vacation.

While I’m there, I’m like:

But then I get home and I’m like:

When I can’t remember what I did last night.

When my friends ask what I was thinking.