May 2013
13 posts
10 tags
When I call out sick and run into my boss at boozy...
May 21st
1 note
13 tags
When you "win" a break up.
May 20th
4 notes
10 tags
When anyone asks me to do work on Friday.
I’m like:
May 17th
1 note
10 tags
When I go to any work event.
May 17th
6 notes
10 tags
When I walk in on some juicy gossip.
May 17th
1 note
15 tags
When one of our friends tells us that we're...
May 14th
5 notes
10 tags
When my boss walks by my desk and asks what I'm...
May 8th
11 notes
9 tags
When I'm talking to a name-dropper.
May 6th
1 note
10 tags
When my best friend asks why I wasn't nice to her...
May 3rd
5 notes
23 tags
When I'm on vacation.
While I’m there, I’m like: But then I get home and I’m like:
May 3rd
4 notes
22 tags
When I can't remember what I did last night.
May 2nd
9 notes
11 tags
When my friends ask what I was thinking.
May 2nd
27 notes
14 tags
When I get home.
Every day of the week:
May 1st
10 notes
April 2013
24 posts
11 tags
When I think about tomorrow.
Apr 30th
9 notes
16 tags
When I'm having a bad day.
Apr 29th
11 notes
23 tags
When I agree to work out with my friends
At first I’m like: And then I’m like:
Apr 26th
26 notes
9 tags
When someone tries to make me eat something other...
Apr 26th
9 notes
13 tags
When my roommate has too much to drink and I'm...
Apr 24th
16 notes
21 tags
When I look at the weather report and realize that...
Apr 23rd
1 note
11 tags
When people ask why I'm a vegetarian.
Apr 23rd
4 notes
12 tags
When someone doesn't like what I have to say.
Apr 22nd
12 notes
14 tags
When I run into someone I hate.
Apr 18th
34 notes
18 tags
When I get in fight with my boyfriend.
Expectation: Reality:
Apr 18th
69 notes
7 tags
When my boyfriend won't go to the store to get me...
Apr 17th
5 notes
9 tags
When my friend asks about my drunk text.
I’m like:
Apr 16th
12 notes
12 tags
When my friend doesn't finish all of her food.
Apr 15th
5 notes
9 tags
When someone asks me if i plan on getting married...
Apr 11th
10 notes
17 tags
When dessert arrives.
Apr 11th
11 notes
14 tags
When my date asks what I like to do for fun.
Apr 11th
21 notes
11 tags
When someone asks me if I'm sick.
Apr 10th
23 notes
18 tags
When my boyfriend complains that all I like to do...
Apr 9th
2 notes
10 tags
When I get the last word.
Apr 8th
11 notes
11 tags
When my friends ask if I want to go on their...
Apr 5th
6 notes
16 tags
When my parents tell me to stop living in a...
Apr 5th
35 notes
13 tags
When I'm at an all-you-can-eat restaurant.
Apr 5th
7 notes
6 tags
When a one-night stand asks me on a date.
Apr 3rd
12 tags
When I'm on a date and we run into another guy I'm...
Apr 1st
9 notes
March 2013
27 posts
9 tags
When I wake up in the morning.
Mar 28th
3 notes
11 tags
When someone asks me how day drinking turned out.
Mar 27th
8 notes
6 tags
When my boss walks by my desk.
Mar 26th
3 notes
6 tags
When I think about my fashion choices five years...
Mar 26th
6 notes
6 tags
When someone asks if I know what I'm talking...
Mar 22nd
11 tags
When someone is judging me for drinking in the...
Mar 21st
13 notes
15 tags
When I have crazy eyes.
Mar 21st
7 notes
12 tags
When I'm drunk and convinced the hot guy across...
Mar 20th
2 notes
12 tags
When I'm on a tropical vacation and realize I have...
Mar 20th
3 notes
12 tags
When my friend is making a fool of herself in...
I’m like:
Mar 19th
7 tags
When my boyfriend and I are trying to decide what...
Mar 18th
7 notes
7 tags
When someone asks what my hobbies are.
Mar 18th
2 notes
9 tags
When I'm being serious.
Mar 17th
19 notes