May 2013
13 posts
10 tags
When I call out sick and run into my boss at boozy...
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When you "win" a break up.
10 tags
When anyone asks me to do work on Friday.
I’m like:
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When I go to any work event.
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When I walk in on some juicy gossip.
15 tags
When one of our friends tells us that we're...
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When my boss walks by my desk and asks what I'm...
9 tags
When I'm talking to a name-dropper.
10 tags
When my best friend asks why I wasn't nice to her...
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When I'm on vacation.
While I’m there, I’m like:
But then I get home and I’m like:
22 tags
When I can't remember what I did last night.
11 tags
When my friends ask what I was thinking.
14 tags
When I get home.
Every day of the week:
April 2013
24 posts
11 tags
When I think about tomorrow.
16 tags
When I'm having a bad day.
23 tags
When I agree to work out with my friends
At first I’m like:
And then I’m like:
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When someone tries to make me eat something other...
13 tags
When my roommate has too much to drink and I'm...
21 tags
When I look at the weather report and realize that...
11 tags
When people ask why I'm a vegetarian.
12 tags
When someone doesn't like what I have to say.
14 tags
When I run into someone I hate.
18 tags
When I get in fight with my boyfriend.
Expectation:
Reality:
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When my boyfriend won't go to the store to get me...
9 tags
When my friend asks about my drunk text.
I’m like:
12 tags
When my friend doesn't finish all of her food.
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When someone asks me if i plan on getting married...
17 tags
When dessert arrives.
14 tags
When my date asks what I like to do for fun.
11 tags
When someone asks me if I'm sick.
18 tags
When my boyfriend complains that all I like to do...
10 tags
When I get the last word.
11 tags
When my friends ask if I want to go on their...
16 tags
When my parents tell me to stop living in a...
13 tags
When I'm at an all-you-can-eat restaurant.
6 tags
When a one-night stand asks me on a date.
12 tags
When I'm on a date and we run into another guy I'm...
March 2013
27 posts
9 tags
When I wake up in the morning.
11 tags
When someone asks me how day drinking turned out.
6 tags
When my boss walks by my desk.
6 tags
When I think about my fashion choices five years...
6 tags
When someone asks if I know what I'm talking...
11 tags
When someone is judging me for drinking in the...
15 tags
When I have crazy eyes.
12 tags
When I'm drunk and convinced the hot guy across...
12 tags
When I'm on a tropical vacation and realize I have...
12 tags
When my friend is making a fool of herself in...
I’m like:
7 tags
When my boyfriend and I are trying to decide what...
7 tags
When someone asks what my hobbies are.
9 tags
When I'm being serious.